So....my dear Sarawak is having her elections now. I’ll tell my Lady Sarawak’s story. Cool right? I am referring Sarawak as Lady Sarawak. Whatever. I’ll tell a story about a forgotten agreement of Lady Sarawak and Mademoiselle Sabah. But I am more towards my Lady Sarawak yeah? She’s my lady after all. And yeah. This shit here will be told in an informal matter. So…STFU.
1. Religion. O my Lady Sarawak, you ain’t got no official religion of your own. You are an atheist. That’s what makes you so cool, my lady. Your stupid partner has his official religion, but being a cool lady, you don’t mind that. As long what applies to your partner, doesn’t apply to you. Not only you, my lady. Your sister, Mademoiselle Sabah, also included in this agreement. But who knows what made her change her mind.
2. Language. Yeah. Being a lady, you agreed that the company’s official lingua franca would be some strange unrecognizable language internationally. Except for Madame Indonesia’s language, that is used internationally, although only in Google Translate. You don’t mind. You’re cool. So they said that your language should be used for a period of ten years after the merger. You’re cool. You agreed, my lady. But then, your subjects forgot that your language, English, is your official language. You don’t wanna follow your partner’s official language. You have your own. But then…
3. Constitution. The formation of the company is largely based on your partner’s side and you somewhat don’t agree. A new draft must be formed for you and Mademoiselle Sabah. So… you go girl!
4. Head of Federation. Well, in my opinion, lady, this part of the agreement is kinda not fair. Why your husband is are not allowed to be the head of the company? Why only your partner’s gay boyfriend can be the head of the federation? Come on my lady. Say something.
5. Name of federation. This one you rock! The name of the company must be the one agreed on. Your partner is kinda selfish there. It’s ok, my lady. You guys win here. Who wants a company that is named weirdly? Hell, if that name were used, I bet the Borneo sisters and brothers would rise up and fight and shit.
6. Immigration. O Lady Sarawak, I like this one. It shows that no one messes with the lady. No one from your partner’s side can be allowed to enter to your side without any valid papers. Yeah. You go show them lady. But… What’s with Mademoiselle Sabah taking back what she agreed on? What? Is she that hypocrite?
7. No right to secede. Pardon me my lady. WHAT THE FUCK. Why your first husband treated you like this? He can go on leaving you but you cannot file for a divorce? That’s some fucked up shit right there. Seriously. Oh well… I know the people from your side would be more than glad to file for a divorce ehh?
8. Borneanisation. Your people should work for you and you only, my lady. But what the hell are your partner’s midgets doing here, my lady? But what the hell. Our people are problematic also.
9. British Officers. Every effort should be made for British Officers to stay in public service. Need anymore?
10. Go find the rest yourself.
Lady Sarawak. From my point of view, it seems that you are violated. I will always be by your side my lady. Just that you need to stand for yourself. Your first husband was mistreated and defeated in the most coward way. I’m, no, we your people will always be at your side be it bad or worse or vice versa.
Peace~
