Schizophrenic Me...

I am schizophrenic. I admit that. Yes. Ever since I was a little boy, I have this little voice in me that always tell me to do this or that. Since I am a little boy, that little voice is called as an imaginary friend. Adults really don't give a shit about imaginary friends. As long you're not crying and shit, they will be not bothered at all about this imaginary friend of a little child. Life as a little kid is wonderful. Yeah~

Now I am 19 this year, I still have this imaginary friend. Yups. With that voice in my head, I can do lots of stuff and without knowing that I have done it. Yeah. A schizo possesses dual personalities and I believe I posses two. Trust me. I know me. I can be that crazy and a moment later I will be quiet and just listen to the songs in my phone. One moment I can be that serious only minutes later got laughing again. yeah. What can I say. Weird~~

And my cheerful personality is a dude that loves to shop. Yes. Give me 100 bucks and I can give you 50 cents change in, let's say, 10 minutes? Yeah. I am crazy for white tees. Shoes? Watches? Caps? Yeah. 100 bucks won't buy that kind of stuffs. Damn. Let's see...

Are you a shopaholic quiz.

1. When you pass the mall, you...

• Drive right by. Need to keep to a budget!
• Get the shakes. Must... resist...
• Trick question. I never "pass" it. I always just go!

2. How much time do you spend shopping per month?

• Not a whole lot. 5 mins on Amazon max.
• A little much. Beats studying!
• Can't take too long. Must get back to shopping!

3. Your merchandise of choice?

• Only small necessary items. Like nail polish. LOLZ
• Shoes, shoes and more shoes.
• Whatever you got!

4. The people at Claire's and Old Navy...

• Would be shocked if they saw me there.
• Always treat me like a queen.
• Know me by first name!

5. When it comes to credit cards, your parents...

• Trust me not to bankrupt them.
• Only let me use in EMERGENCIES (like "50% off" sales).
• Cut me off a long time ago. But I memorized the numbers!

6. When you LEAVE the mall, you...

• Are satisfied with all the awesome purchases.
• Feel the urge to go back, just for one more, plz!!!
• Start sobbing uncontrollably as I'm forcefully escorted away by the mall by friends.

RESULT?

SHOPZILLA IN THE MAKING

We wouldn't say you're totally ADDICTED to shopping, but you def like a good bargain. And who doesn't! When you see a cute dress or those shoes you once saw Selena wear, you GOTTA have it. And even a way-too-stingy allowance won't stop you. Go for it, girlfriend!

What? Haha. That's what the other personality is. After that shopping bonanza, I would lie down and just stare at the things I bought. Questions would pop here and there and I would feel guilty after all those shopping. Damn right? How I wish my other personality is book freak kinda person. Yeah. Don't care pun. haha. Owh ya... I took the test which is for females, but my other personality would help me translating it to male's stuff. Yeah. Shit man~

Anyway... I have this wanting of wanna be a superhero. Until now. I would lie in the bed before sleep and I would imagine myself as a ninja. What? Yeah. NINJA. So what? haha. Ninjas are cool and they kill and no one would know who did it. haha. I love the bad guys rather than the boring good guys like Ustaz Amirul or Cicakman. haha. Gotcha~ And if you guys caught me using all black for that particular day, don't mess with me. I am on my ninja mode that time! I will look around like a tiger stalking his prey, will be alert like a mamba, and fast as a snake. Damn! haha

That's it. I have run out of ideas. I swear a lot.

Peace!

p/s- I miss my toys. Mama... can I buy some more toys for me to play with my friends?